Hurry up, it's a big day
You don't want to make the bride wait for you, do you?
The usual, boss
Put it on my mom's tab
All right, no problem
I was 16 that year
Chang Yu-Sheng's voice was still heard on TV shows
Jacky Cheung sold more than one million cassettes for the"KissGoodbye"album
The bookies hadn't started watching CPBL
and the classic Dragon-Elephant games were always sold out
That year
a girl with tanned skin won the championship on the local talent show
for five consecutive rounds
That year...
Those years
My name is Ko Ching-Teng
My friends called me Ko-Teng
I went to Jingcheng in Changhua City for junior high school
As for high school, I stuck to the same one, too
This is Hsu Bo-Chun
He has been my best friend since junior high school
He's always getting a boner
that's why we named him "Boner"
Fuck!
Fuck what?
You are dead meat. Don't run
This is A-Ho
We have been in the same class all the way from elementary to high school
There is a fat guy in every story
A-Ho is the fat guy in our story
Stop bugging me
Why not?
Good morning, Sir
Good morning
Good morning, Sir
Good morning
Good morning, Sir
Good morning
Good morning, Sir
Your hair is too long
It's time to get a haircut
Gosh, can you stop that?
What?
Stop doing that
I have told you a million times!
Why not?
You totally wasted my food
I only had one bite of that hotdog
So...
Don't you know how to catch?
Cock Tsao
Why are you such a jackass in the morning
You know what?
I won a Grant Hill 1 to 40 limited edition card yesterday
This is Tsao
We have been classmates ever since junior high and he has always been an ass
We called him
("Cock," "Cocky," "Dumbass Tsao" or "Tsao motherfucker")
Show off?
We can switch then for your 1 to 100 Penny Hardaway cards
No way!
Piss off, then
The only thing that these boys shared in common with...
was that they all had a crush on the honor student in the class
Shen Chia-Yi
From my point of view
Shen Chia-Yi was only slightly prettier than the other girls
Don't know what the guys were thinking
Shen Chia-Yi
Yes?
Did you watch Rose Night yesterday?
Are you talking about the Taichi Gorge photo?
Yeah, the picture was horrifying
I got goose bumps all over
The story sounds terrifying but...
I can't really tell from the picture though
I think it was the shooting angle that does the trick
You think so?
Now, start doing the exercises for lesson five and six
Continue after the assembly if you can't finish
Focus on your own exercises
No discussion
This is Liao Ying-Hung
His surname, Liao, is a verb in Chinese
And it means to scratch
Since it's a verb
we should make good use of this verb
Thus, we gave him a nickname
"Groin" (Scratching Groin)
"Groin" likes Shen Chia-Yi, too
That's because he likes every girl in the class
It's early morning and everyone looks half asleep
Stand straight
Wake up!
Stand straight
Stop moving
Stand up
Attention
Salute
Good morning, Miss Chou
Good morning, everyone. Sit down
In year 1974, it was still the Qing dynasty
So it means that
It was the thirty second year that China was ruled under Emperor Qianlong
There was really not that much difference between junior high and senior high
Just a matter of how deep you are in hell
Endless studies, exams... it's all very boring!
There is the character, the time and then it's the place
Where is the place?
The place...
But, we can always find a way to entertain ourselves!
Hsu Bo-Chun
stand up and read the next section
Stand up and read
You don't even know where we are
Hello... are you in the classroom
Ko Ching-Teng
what are you laughing at?
You read it
(Reading paragraphs from the textbook)
Stand up and read
It's not very convenient
What do you mean "not very convenient"?
Stand up
Jerking off
Jerking off right in the class
I have been a teacher for so many years
I have seen students who cheat
get into fights
black mail
Or even those who beat up teachers!
I have seen all kinds of problematic students
but just no perverts like you!
I didn't even ejaculate
And that's an excuse?
Yeah
We were just fooling around...
You, too
Your parents spent so much money to send you to school
and you guys don't even cherish how lucky you are
What's jerk off?
Jerking off in the classroom
Hey?
I don't know
Shen Chia-Yi
come out here for a second
Shen Chia-Yi
from now on, Ko Ching-Teng will sit in front of you
Keep an eye on him for me
Don't let him be a bad influence on others
Give him a push on his school work, as well
Okay?
Hsu Bo-Chun
In the future
you will sit in front of Hsieh Ming-Ho
The same goes for you
Don't goof around again
If you do, I will ask your parents to come to school
Get it?
Got it
Now, go to your class
Thank you, sir
Even though Shen Chia-Yi and I have been in the same class ever since junior high
the distance between an honor student and a bad student
always stayed the same
It's shitty luck to sit in such a shitty seat
Who has bad luck now?
You are sitting in front of me now
You better stop your childish pranks
So you don't bring me unnecessary troubles
It must be nice to be an honor student
Just because you have good marks
doesn't mean you can boss people around
Who cares about what you think?
Don't mind him, don't let him bother you
That's right
He just likes to masturbate in the classroom
Fuck
The reason you like to goof around is because you don't concentrate on your studies
Yeah
You're so clever, you are such a smart ass
A nerd like Shen Chia-Yi
likes to poke her nose into other people's business whenever she gets a chance
All you do is drawing these retarded figures every day
Where's the future in that?
It's none of your business
I'm pretty much minding my own business. I just want to have a good laugh
Moron
How come every retard you drew is bald?
Do you discriminate against bald heads or retards?
Mind your own business
Man, you are as slow as a turtle!
Bye
Ko-Teng
What?
Stop giving Shen Chia-Yi a hard time
Yeah right
That's all
That's all???
Every man wants to be the strongest man
Including me
One day
I will be as strong as my master
You are D.E.A. D
The fact that I am so reckless has got something to do with my family
Ma, shampoo is out
Hey, put some clothes on
You're a grown-up now
I know, it has grown so big, right?
My father also likes to walk around butt naked in the house
The school called today
What's the big deal about coed school?
Concentrate at school
Stop goofing around
What did I do?
Eat first, while it's still hot
Talk later
Why are your grades always in the bottom percentile?
Is it because you are thinking about girls all the time, is that why?
No, I am not interested in girls!
I'm not interested in guys, either
Speaking of girls
Each one of my good friend
liked Shen Chia-Yi in a different way
Groin, what are you doing?
Shen Chia-Yi
I have just invented a new magic trick
I want you to be the first one to see it
Hu Chia-Wei, do you want to see it, too
Is it a prank?
No way. It's amazing
Look closely
Basically, Groin was on the right track
It's to cheer the girls up and make them laugh
Nothing in this hand, either
Look closely
Groin, you are such a bore
Besides Groin's retarded magic
Tsao had a very different way to make girls happy
Shen Chia-Yi
Tsao Kuo-Sheng
And no one gets it
A-Ho liked to read what grown-ups read
So he knew many things that we didn't
Shen Chia-Yi
Do you remember the Air Supply album that I lent you
Um... I remember
They are coming next month
Do you want to go if I have tickets?
To Taipei?
We can take the train
Hu Chia-Wei
Do you want to go with us?
Yes, sure
Sounds fun
The adult's way is the most subtle way to chase after Shen Chia-Yi
Who is Air Supply?
Someone said
Showing one's clumsy side is also another way to pursuit girls
I think
Boner has tried this many times
Hsu Bo-Chun
Can you stop playing?
And it proves that his way doesn't work at all
Me? Yes, there's also a girl I like
But it's unlikely that we can develop anything at that point in time
That's fine
I will grow up
One day, I will turn to be the man that deserves her
That day
Nobody knew if the English teacher had lost money in the stock market
or her menstruation period went wild
She had a shitty face
She looked like she was about to kill someone
Stand up
Sit down. Let's begin
I thought
it would be great fun to see the smart ass student, Shen Chia-Yi
makes a blunder
I meant
"I thought"
Stand up if you didn't bring your textbook
Ko Ching-Teng
we have gone through a third of this semester
And you don't even have your English textbook with you, which we use every day
Are you serious about getting an education?
Chair
Don't you know private schools are expensive?
If you don't even have your textbook
then why do you even bother coming to school?
Here to eat your lunchbox?
Lunch is essential! Of course I have to eat it
You think you're very funny, huh?
Have you no shame?
Raise your arms higher
Raise them higher
So weak! Didn't you eat?
Go do 10 rounds of squat jumps outside
Did I ask you to put your hands down?
Higher!
(Reciting English textbook)
My friends
that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment
I still have a dream
that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment
I still have a dream
It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream
I have a dream
that one day this nation will rise up
(Shen Chia-Yi would be kind of cute if she wasn't such a prude)
And live up the true meaning of its dream
What are you thinking?
You've been weird all day long
Nothing
Do you need an exorcism?
You are thinking too much
Head office announcement
Jay Chou in third year
please come to the head office now
Sweet
What?
Thank you for yesterday
No big deal. I have no shame anyway
Thank you
Why not just buy me a drink?
It's weird to hear you keep on saying "thank you"
Can I ask you a question?
Go ahead
Why don't you want to study?
It's not like I don't want to
I am afraid if I really tried
I would be so good that I would even scare myself
You better watch out then if I do study
I would beat you immediately
Wanna take up the challenge?
Sure, why not
Ko Ching-Teng
What?
This is a quiz I made up myself
Take it and do it at home
Bring it back tomorrow
Are you for real?
A quiz made out of love
And here is a math exercise book
See the questions I've highlighted in yellow? Do them three times
You will probably score at least 50% in the next quiz
Only 50%
I didn't say it's easy to get good grades
I will give you some harder problems
after you finish the basics
What do I owe you?
Why should I listen to you?
Because I don't want to look down on you
Yeah right!
You can be so stuck up just because you have good grades
Go on then, I don't really care
I don't look down on people with bad grades
I look down on you because
you pick on people with good grades
while you don't even try to work hard
Put on some clothes
Otherwise you'll catch a cold
That's impossible
My master is Bruce Lee
Swallow your food before you speak
Why is our tissue paper running out so fast?
What?
Your quiz
You made so many mistakes
You did the problems without reading the exercise book, didn't you?
You can find the answers for these two problems in the exercise book
This one is harder
It's not the kind of problem you can solve with a formula
You need to use these theories
You go home and read the parts I circled
It's such a pain to study
That's why people who are good at studying rule
Why are you helping Ko Ching-Teng to study?
Did you see his grades?
It's none of your business
They are really bad
Still, it has nothing to do with you
Miss, this is yours and this is yours
Thank you!
It's so not you
I hate people who are lazy and have no sense of self-awareness at all
Oh
I'm not talking about you
You sure?
It's so boring to study
I don't understand why Shen Chia-Yi can do this every day
Do you have any idea?
Let me tell you
Being able to solve these tricky math questions
Does nothing good in life!
Here
Why do you work so hard?
No, I just study when I feel like it
If you want to study, study hard then
What do you mean "when you feel like it"?
Fine, I will think about it
Eat porridge
Don't finish it too quickly
By the way
there was a new shipment in the store a few days ago. The whole package was unopened
so the store owner wants to sell the whole thing together
Do you think I should buy the whole package of SKYBOX or two boxes of CC?
SKYBOX is too expensive
So, two boxes of CC?
How many times did you jerk off yesterday?
Why are you so tired?
Jerk off your ass
Mind your own business
Fuck!
Get up and eat your meatballs
If you don't eat it, I'm going to finish yours, too
Shen Chia-Yi, check out my new magic
You idiot
Not bad!
Gross!
It's the best this year
Isn't it?
What are you guys doing?
It's a new magic
For real? Show me! Show me!
I will show you
It's gross
Just pretend that you are drinking, but don't swallow it
You suck
You are so gross
Make correction
10 minutes
Because I am so damn smart
5 minutes is more than enough
Don't study in the toilet
I am going to pee in my pants
Ma, stop scaring me
Why would I?
Dump it out and come out
Hurry up
Why are you up so late?
What the hell are you doing in there?
I am studying English
English is useless for you
I FUCK YOU
Go to sleep
I sleep late because I study English very hard
Hsieh Ming-Ho
87%
Not bad, not bad
Keep it up
Chang Chia-Chi
44%
Work harder
Ko Ching-Teng
75%
You have been studying hard lately?
Not really, I am a genius
Then, be a genius from now on
Okay, Class dismiss
Remember the test next week
Genius?
Are you serious?
It's not a big deal that you know how to solve these problems
I bet you
in 10 years time, I wouldn't even know what log is
and it makes no difference to my life
Emmm...
You don't believe me?
I do
Then, why do you still work so hard?
You don't expect returns from everything you do
You really like to pitch high notes like adults, don't you?
It will be no help to your life whatsoever if you continue to be so childish like this
How would you know
if you've never been childish ever?
You know something is meaningless without trying it
This is shit
Next group
I heard you will become a zombie if you are bitten by one
I don't buy that
This must be some rumors
But he had to learn this from somewhere, right?
What are we going to do?
Hey
What?
Have you heard that rumor lately?
You mean the one that every girl wants to date me?
Moron
Okay, what is it?
I heard some stowaways from China were drowned
And they had became zombies
after their bodies were washed up on shore
Oh! Those zombies
I've heard about them
They jumped, jumped and jumped all the way here
Shit
Are you for real?
Of course
With whole bunch of people jumping around up in the hills at night
what do you think they are?
Yes, I remember seeing that on the newspaper a few days ago
If they jumped harder
they should have reached Baguashan Mountain by now
So, do you want to see them?
No way
I don't think you can see them even if they are real
Maybe they got lost in Baguashan Mountain
and jumped directly into Changhua city
Don't think it's impossible
Zombies don't have a sense of direction
What?
You and Shen Chia-Yi seem to have a lot to talk about lately
Do me a favor
No way
Don't tell me you want to write a love letter?
You write it
and I copy it
I don't think one drink is enough
if she says yes
I will buy you one year worth
Plus a Grant Hill 100:1 All-Star Card
Alright, deal
Ko Ching-Teng
Are you going to cram school tonight?
What for?
You are so dumb, how can you not go!
Mind your own business
Starting tonight
you stay here and study after school
Stay at school?
What's your problem?
I will stay, too
What the hell?
It turned out that Shen Chia-Yi stayed behind to study
when she didn't have to go to cram school
So, you asked me to stay behind at school with you
only because you are afraid of those zombies, right?
I am just worried you're getting stupid
Right
Tsao asked me to give you this letter
My dear Shen Chia-Yi
I like you very much
As the song goes, "Nothing's gonna change my love for you
Making love out of nothing at all"
barely expresses my feelings for you
This is your handwriting
Ko Ching-Teng
I must say
you suck at writing love letters
What do you mean?
I am that close to William Shakespeare, okay?
Since you have the time to write love letters for someone else
Why don't you use the time to memorize some English vocabulary?
Ok
Even though I am cute, smart and incredibly humorous
don't fall in love with me easily
Because I am a lone wolf traveling in the wild wind
Oh, thanks
I'm not interested in guys who are dumber than me
Shen Chia-Yi doesn't like guys that are dumber than her
Dumb?
Come on, I let you win on purpose
I don't study hard cause I don't want to beat you
and I don't want to hurt your feelings!
Pardon me
Save your kindness, mister. You are welcome to try to beat me anytime!
I dare you to bet with me
Let's bet on...
Your hair
How?
If you beat me in the next midterm
you can do whatever you want to me
But, if I won
you will have to wear a ponytail for a month
Sure, whatever
It's not like you would win anyway!
I was struck by her cocky confidence right away
Hey, you
Why on earth you need to study freaking English
in the middle of the night?
I fuck you
I fuck you too
I fuck your mother
What's wrong with you?
Fuck you fuck you
I love you
I LOVE YOU
Hey, Ma'am
A super hot and charming jar head, please
Idiot, how can a jar head be handsome?
Of course there is
Give it a try if you don't believe me
Here, I don't owe you anymore
Stop that
Rumor has it that Inoue Takehiko has died a couple weeks ago!
I heard that he died in a car accident
Really
No wonder I felt something was different in his drawing style
More powerful that is, how can such a genius die just like that
Don't you think...
Think what?
Don't you think Shen Chia-Yi likes me?
If not, why would she wear a ponytail today?
Maybe!
How did Shen Chia-Yi know I like girls who wear ponytails?
You too?
I always like girls who wear ponytails
So do I
I don't know why Shen Chia-Yi wore a ponytail that day even though she won the bet
However, ever since then
studying hard had become an enthusiastic thing for me
The class funds went missing
It was still here when the class leader checked about an hour ago
Now school is almost finished
Who else could have stolen that money?
It must be someone sitting in this classroom!
Whoever stole that money, you better turn yourself in right now
Otherwise, don't blame me for being too harsh afterwards
Fine
It's okay if no one wants to admit it
I guarantee that the thief is sitting right here in this room
The person must thinks that he can get away with this
Good
very good
Now, take out your pen, everyone
And write down the name of the person that you think it's most likely to be the thief
The top three named
will have to bring your bags forward, and I will check them personally
Now!
Take out your paper right now
Tsao Kuo-Sheng
What are you doing?
Sir
Who do you think you are to have us suspect our own classmates?
Now who is the supervisor? Are you or am I?
You are, sir
But you are an ass hole!
What did you say?
I said you are an asshole
Ko Ching-Teng, Tsao Kuo-Sheng
I think you guys are bluffing
bring your bags now and I will check yours first
Excuse me, Sir
You have no right to do that
I have no right to do what?
You can't ask us to write down names and vote on such a thing
You can't ask us to suspect our own classmates
We can just all pay the fees again
It's no big deal
Exactly
We can just pay again
Being an honor student doesn't mean that you can say whatever you want
Bring your bag over here
No way
We are not thieves
Douche
What did you say?
I said you are a douchebag
Bring your bags over now, all of you
No
Sir
I now suspect that you have no balls
Take your pants off now
What did you say?
Take your pants off
Bring your bags over
Fine, here you go!
Stop staring at me
It's very embarrassing. I feel so ashamed
There is nothing to be ashamed of
You kicked ass!
Don't need to be too serious about this
Shen Chia-Yi
Relax a bit
Just pretend, it's no big deal
Those teachers are not watching anyway
It's kind of nice to be a bad student once in a while, isn't it?
I am so ashamed
Ever since I knew you from junior high
that was the only time I was amazed by how tough you really are
Shen Chia-Yi, you rock!
You look so pretty even when you cry
Yeah
Super duper cool
Unbelievably cool
Unlike quizzes
you never find a correct answer in life
No one really knew who stole our money, but no one really cared
All I remembered from that day was Shen Chia-Yi's face
beautifully and delicately engraved in my heart
Six years ago, when we first stepped in to Jing-Cheng high school
we were all young and immature
Although we had great dreams about our future
we weren't really sure what we were going to learn and encounter during these years
Thanks to the teachers who led us and furnished us with abundant knowledge
Thanks to all the peers who accompanied us throughout the years
with bitter and sweet memories
Ching-Chen high school represents our young and crazy days
it gave us the most wonderful times of our life
From now on
it's time for us to spread our wings and chase our dreams
So long, my friends
How I envy you
You have so many guys chasing after you throughout the years!
Yes, it's quite nice to be liked by someone
But...
Don't tell me that you feel annoyed because you are too popular
No
I just think that I am a very lucky girl
So, have you decided?
Decided what?
Decided whom you want to be with
Come on, you can't even tell me?
Ok, if...
I will be really happy
Happy graduation
Finally, the colleague entrance exam came
To me, the exam was more like a test for Shen Chia-Yi's special training programs
rather than an exam for college
We spent most of our time at the beach during the summer before college
They are so childish
I know, so childish
You don't really like childish guys, do you?
No
Who do you think is the most childish one among them all
Ko-Teng, maybe?
How about me?
You are so childish
Now that we have graduated
have you thought about what you want to do in the future?
I want to work in the Hsinchu Science and Industrial Park
so I can get stocks for bonuses and tons of money
And then I can marry Shen Chia-Yi...
or Hu Chia-Wei
Who wants to marry you?
I want to study abroad
lt'll be such a waste of money, okay?
Oh, fuck off
Study abroad?
I want to study abroad, too
Maybe I will apply for government scholarships and get an MBA degree
I want to keep on playing basketball
And maybe one day make my way to NBA
What about you, Chia-Wei?
Me?
I think I will find myself a rich man to marry
Go away
What about you, Shen Chia-Yi?
I don't expect much about my future, really
Ko-Teng, it's your turn
I want to be a kickass person
What are you talking about?
What is a kickass person?
I want the world to be a little bit better because of me
And you are the only person that is going to make my world better
Hello. Yes?
I am a nerd
I am a bookworm
Ever since junior high and high school
All I did was studying
I still screwed it up
No matter which university you go to
there is something that I want to say to you
Please
Don't tell me you like me now
I do like you
and you knew that already
What do you want to tell me, then?
The results were out
A-Ho got into Economics Major in National Tsing Hua University
which means he made one step forward to his overseas dream
Groin got into Information Engineering at Feng Chia University
to become one of those Science Park smart engineers
Tsao got into Chemical Engineering at Cheng Kung University
So I guess it's most unlikely that he would make it into NBA
Although Shen Chia-Yi didn't do as well as she expected
she still got into University of Education
I could totally imagine Shen Chia-Yi being a teacher, it really suits her
Here, for you
What is this?
I drew it myself
Not my best work
but I think it's okay
Thanks
Shen Chia-Yi, promise me something
Don't let boys get you too soon after you go to college
Ok?
What are you talking about?
You Are the Apple of My Eye
Oh, yes, as for the masturbating Boner
He decided to stay and take the college entrance exam again
Take the entrance exam next year with me please!
I have also come to the next stage in my life
a school without Shen Chia-Yi
I never thought that Shen Chia-Yi would not be the first girl that I hold hands with
Instead of her, it was a girl named...
Named...
Hello, my name was Hsu Ke-Shin
Hi, my name is Ko Ching-Teng
There were many weird stories in the dormitory
Most of them were ghost stories
But
there's one story about a four-legged beast
It was definitely real...
My roommates came from all walks of life
Hsiao-Lun was a muscle maniac, who did nothing but lifted weights all day long
The ultimate weirdo is Yi-Chi
He was never in the classroom because he's always reading Manga
Chien-Han, who started to prepare for graduate school from the day he arrived
was studying twenty four seven
Luckily, we had some common interests to talk about
See, lijima Ai is way too old
Her tits have turned dark
Emmm... Madoza Ozawa looks hotter and yummier
Anna Ohura is not too bad, either
I have some nice stuff called the Human Sex Program
Let's watch it together later
Don't you think it's too weird to watch cartoon characters having sex?
There're ones with dogs and eels, too
That was the time before mobile phones were common
At night, all the guys acted like they casted a spell
Everyone one of us was lining up in front the telephone booth
I miss you so much my sweetie little pumpkin pie
I miss you 10 times every hour on a regular basis
It's true
So do you miss me this much, too?
How many times per hour?
10 times at least?
Hey
You are not asleep yet, are you?
No, not yet
Go to sleep
I talked to Shen Chia-Yi every night
Sometimes, she fell asleep in the middle of our conversations
Sometimes I spent all my money on phone calls and left no money for food
Welcome party? Next week
Next week
Listen
Can you please not dance with anyone?
Why not?
Because...
Ok, I know we are not seeing each other yet
But those guys who you don't even know
Can you not let them hold your hands?
I haven't even held them myself
What about you?
You didn't dance with anyone?
I don't believe you didn't hold any girl's hands
Oh, well... yeah, but only a little bit
That's because...
I imagined that she was you
Oh please, I don't believe you
Really
Then I can also imagine the guy I dance with was you
No man, I'm for real
All right, I am serious
Don't let anyone hold your hands
Bye
Finally, it was the first Christmas after we entered college
Hey
Is this considered a date?
Why ask me?
Why is it so cold in Taipei?
Hurry up, my turn for a picture!
Hurry up! It's leaving
Oops, I didn't get it
You
Come back
Ko Ching-Teng
Do you really like me a lot?
Yes, I do
Very much
I always feel that you give me too much credit
I'm not as good as you think
I feel weird about the fact that you like me
What's so weird about it?
There is another side of me that you don't know about
I am very sloppy at home
Emm...
I get very grumpy when I wake up early
And I get pissed off with my little sister at times just for minor stuff
I am... you know
Very ordinary
Maybe, the person that you like
is in your imagination
I am not that imaginative
Look
Think carefully
Do you like me that much?
Hell yeah
You are so childish
You didn't even think through it
Think about it carefully before you tell me
What did Shen Chia-Yi mean?
Was she trying to turn me down in a nice way?
I was afraid
For a long time, I always thought that I am a confident guy
At that moment, I realized that
I was really a coward in front of the girl I liked
What do you wish for?
Write your own, no peeking
Come on, I just want to have a look
Shen Chia-Yi
I like you very much
I like you a lot
One day you will be mine
One day, I will make you mine
Do you want to know the answer?
I can tell you right now
No
I didn't ask you
So you can't turn me down
You really don't want to know?
Please don't tell me now
Just let me keep on liking you
Every guy wants to show his strongest side
Especially in front of the girl he likes
So what should I show to Shen Chia-Yi?
It took me a long time before the answer suddenly hit me one day
Why can't you just go pee in the toilet?
Man, it's far
Hey, are you going out?
Empty this for me on your way out, will you?
You fucking serious?
Come on, just do me a favor...
Don't you guys think
It's time to battle?
Come on
Let's fight
I am organizing a competition
Anyone wants to join me?
Anyone wants to join the competition?
Anyone wants to fight?
Fighting competition, anyone?
Do you want to fight in a competition?
Do you want to fight in a combat tournament?
Anyone wants to fight?
Anyone wants to join?
Can I stay until you guys finish?
What's the big deal with the regular sports?
Combat is definitely cooler
Seriously, you have to be here
I just put out posters
It's going to be a full house
Why do you want to organize such a dangerous competition?
Don't you guys need to study and look after your marks?
Exactly! People study way too hard
That's why they need to exercise
I want to give them some trainings
It's just a fight
Fine, if you really want to put it that way
I really don't get you sometimes
You can nail this easily
I thought everyone in college was a pussy
I was wrong
There was a tough guy named Chien-Wei
He was the second chair of the taekwondo club, a black belt
He looked cocky
And he looked tough
Just the kind of guy that I was looking for
We follow the rules of the highest martial arts order in the world
No killing
You cannot go outside of the boundaries
No kicking on penises
You lose if you are knocked down and unable to get up after the referee counts to 10
Ready!
Put it on
What the hell?
Wear it so I know I won't kill you
Go fuck yourself
Go
I am going to kill you
Punch him with Gazelle punch
Stand up
Ko-Teng
Hurry up
Fight back
Ko-Teng, fight back
Beat him up
Stand up and beat him, stand up
One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven
Ko-Teng stand up
Stand up now
Time is running out
Ko-Teng
Fight back
Who is that? She's so hot
Hey! I didn't see you when the game was over
I thought I was knocked out...
Did you see that guy?
He kicked my ass so bad
I couldn't get away from him
Was it fun?
Not bad!
I was so excited when I saw you!
Answer my question, was it fun?
Now what?
Why did you insist on organizing such a weird competition?
What's the meaning of it?
Don't you think it's super cool?
That kind of... win or lose between two men
It's just violence
Ko Ching-Teng
You organized a game to get yourself hurt
Why are you so childish?
Childish?
Right, childish
Very childish
Let me ask you something
What exactly did you learn from this game?
"Learn"?
Why do I have to learn something from everything that I do?
At least you learned that having a competition like this will get yourself hurt
And it is totally unnecessary
You are so childish
See those bruises on your face? You deserve it
I am childish?
Do you know this competition is a fantastic experience for me?
Can't you just be happy for me?
So you are going to do it again?
Of course I will do it again
Why not?
Grow up will you?
Why do you always look down on things that matter to me?
Things that matter to you are things that hurt you?
Fine
I am childish
And that's why I would go after such a good school girl like you
I am this naive so I could chase you for so long
Stop trying then
Idiot
Right! I am an idiot
Moron
Only a moron can keep on trying to chase after you for such a long time
You don't understand anything
No, I don't understand anything
The cruelest part in "growing up"
is that girls are always more mature than guys of the same age
No guys can handle girls at their age
What? A big fight?
Does that mean you are not going to be a couple after this?
What's your problem?
For real? Not plans of making up?
Oh yes, so I have a chance now?
Tsao took off right away on his motorcycle
and rode from Tainan to Taipei
He was ready to confess his love to Shen Chia-Yi
A-Ho, on the other hand, bought a ticket for the next train
It turned out that...
the train is faster
I know we have always been good friends
But somehow I always knew that Ko-Teng is the one
Being childish is something that
I can never learn
Even though you said you hate childish guys
Every time when you called Ko-Teng childish
I can tell how much you like that childishness in him
Why are you telling me this now?
If I don't do anything now
you guys will get back together eventually
Right?
I am sorry
Since you guys are not in good terms now, I would like to take my chances
When Tsao saw A-Ho and Shen Chia-Yi walked across the street, he took off again
This time, he rode his way around the whole island
When Tsao made it to Tainan
he took the wrong exit so he went straight to Chiayi
Then he thought why not just take another round around Taiwan
This time, he stopped to picked me up
What?
Fuck
What do you want?
Hit me back
What's your freaking problem?
Idiot?
I was heart broken
I had lost Shen Chia-Yi
There was nothing left in me
I met quite a lot of girls after I lost Shen Chia-Yi
It's just that they all happened to be Japanese
For that, I felt there was something missing in my heart
Sakuragi Hanamichi was right
You can only use one hand, your left hand
Because you need your right hand on the mouse
What's the point of us masturbating all day long?
Who cares?
As long as I get to ejaculate, who cares!
I am coming, I am coming, I AM COMING!
Even though getting a diploma might not be crucial
but a bachelor degree seems to be not enough
I admit that I might be childish, just like how Shen Chia-Yi described me
A-Ho has been a really good friend of mine
But I just couldn't bring myself to congratulate him
lt'd be nice to plan things ahead
We should start thinking about graduate schools
If you really want to be a teacher
Then getting a Master of education would be nice
At least people will pay you more in the future
A-Ho was with Shen Chia-Yi for only five months
But that was more than enough to make me jealous like hell
Fuck, what's happening?
Shit
Fuck, what's going on!
Ghost! Ghost! Let's get the hell out of here!
Shit... ghost? Where? Where?
This is crazy, man!
My mom just called and said that the hotel next to my house just collapsed
You are from Taipei, aren't you?
So the epicenter is in Taipei?
It's too crowded here, the system is probably overloaded
Try to give it a shot at somewhere less crowded
Are you sure?
I don't know
Hello
Ko-Teng?
I am safe, don't worry
Everyone is out on the street, though
Thank god
I heard that the epicenter is in Taipei
And the whole building collapsed
Anyway
Good to hear that you are safe
Thank you
Alright then
I... better go
Wait a minute
I am touched, really
Yeah right
You are the girl that I chased for years!
Who else is going to share this memory with me
if you are gone
Hey, come on
You didn't even try to contact me in the past two years
You didn't call either
How dare you mention it
So, what have you been doing lately?
Nothing much, really
Same old thing, studying
What about you?
Still skipping classes?
Of course
I never liked studying anyway
I only studied because of you
Wow! So sweet
We had a long chat that night, talking about the old days
The old days when I tried everything to get closer to her
So, do you have a boyfriend now?
It's none of your business
I... um...
I... was with A-Ho for a while
I know
I heard
Why did you guys split up?
I didn't want to ask him cause that just made me want to kick his ass
Was he mean to you?
Not really
I just felt that he didn't like me that much
No, A-Ho was crazy about you, head over heels!
Having being loved by you makes it harder for me to feel other's love
You are kidding me right?
Don't ruin it now
Hey, Shen Chia-Yi
Can I ask you a question?
Why didn't you want to be with me at that time?
You know...
People always say that the most wonderful time of a relationship
happens before it really happens
When two people are together
The magic vanishes easily
So I thought it'd be better if I let you chase me longer
Otherwise, if we got together right away, it'd be less fun
Man, that's slack!
Shen Chia-Yi
Do you believe in parallel universe?
Maybe in that universe, we are together
How I envy them
Thank you for liking me
Yes
Thank you for letting me like you in those years
You are always the apple of my eye
Then it came to Senior year
Everyone around me was preparing for grad schools
I had no idea what I wanted to do at that time
Everyone was studying so hard and it made me nervous
So I decided to join them in the library
And out of the blue, I started to write stories on my blog
Tsao didn't make his way to NBA
He ended up selling second hand cars
And it turned out he's pretty good at it
On average, he sells one car every other day
Unbelievable
The engine never lies
Here
Put your foot on the gas gently
Hear that sound?
It's this powerful before we upgrade it, can you imagine if we do?
I bet it is going to run over 2000 rpm when it hits the road
The horsepower is beyond your imagination
What do you think? You like it?
I like it
Well then, how about we take this beast out for a ride?
Okay
GO
Groin passed the government worker's exam
He is now working as a librarian
Which he gets to play perform magic to young innocent girls every day
See this book? Blow on it
Now, pay attention
Are you nuts?
Stop there
A-Ho became an insurance sales man
He loves driving his car
Every day he spends about 12 hours in it, even though it's tough
I do believe he will succeed one day
After all he is the only person who has officially dated Shen Chia-Yi
Hello, is this Mr. Lee?
Yes, speaking
Hi, remember the insurance plan that I talked to you about last time?
I have already gathered all the information for you
Just wondering when is a good time to pay you a visit in your office
Boner flew to America for graduate school immediately after his military service
Boner's English sucked
I don't know how the hell he had the guts to go to the States
Perhaps he wanted to masturbate in a different country
If you can't stand it, just come back, understand?
Ma, stop talking nonsense
I am serious
If it's too hard, then just come back
I will not blame you, I promise
Fine, I got it
Okay, it's dad's turn to say good-bye now
Two years gone by while Boner was overseas
Oh, yes, and there is Hu Chia-Wei
That girl who always drew retarded stuff in her books
She now has another name
Wan Wan
So it proves that those who realize their dreams
are often not the most clever ones in school
But they are definitely those who persist till the end
I am very glad that I was wrong
When Boner came home with a foreign degree
I received a phone call
Hello
Hello, old friend, are you busy?
Of course I am busy
I don't care, there is something that I want you to be the first to know
What is it?
You got time for me to go after you again?
Not this time, I am afraid
Why?
Hurry up!
It's a big day today
You want to make the bride wait for you?
Cheers
Regret it now?
I was so available back then, but you guys all went for Shen Chia-Yi
So does that mean I still have a chance?
You suck!
I got to tell you something
I wasn't really serious about chasing after Shen Chia-Yi before
Why?
I just didn't want to miss out
Everyone went after her, so I did, too
In comparison to me
I must say, you guys are shameless
She is the bride today, but none of you is the groom
How dare you guys show your faces at this wedding
Shameless!
Hsu Bo-Chun
Kiss my ass
Just drink!
Oh, please, I have dated her, haven't I?
That was a scam
Exactly, cheater!
Hey, let's make a bet
Let's do paper, scissors stone
The loser
will have to trip the groom when they walk in later
What the hell was that? It's embarrassing!
You guys are mean. Can't you just show some love to the couple?
You won't understand
If you really like a girl
It is impossible to see her marry to another guy and still bless them
That's right
True love means someone should sneak up and stabs the groom in the back
Correct
Trip him!
But I am wrong
In fact, when you really like a girl, you'd be happy for her
When you see her finding her Mr. Right
You will want them to be together
And to live happily ever after
Come closer
One more, ready
1, 2, 3, go
OK
Congratulations, happy marriage
Come, quickly
I want to stand next to Shen Chia-Yi
We should take more photos
How do I look? Get a pretty one for me
All right. Here it comes
Ready
Ok, one, two, three, go
One more, one, two, three... done
OK
Thank you
Hey, man, we have a suggestion
About what?
See, the thing is that we have loaded you with cash
Don't you think we have the right to kiss the bride?
Well, I am fine if she says fine
Well, fine
Wait a minute, wait a minute
You can kiss the bride
But you have to kiss me first
Kiss me the way you want to kiss her, so that's fair
Bull shit!
What kind of rule is that?
Yeah, no way
Don't be stingy
That is not right
Well then... sorry
Ha, ha... Look at yourself, guys
What?
Thank you for yesterday
Are you for real?
A quiz made out of love...
You made so many mistakes
You did the problems without reading the exercise book, didn't you?
Shen Chia-Yi
You were so cool when you shouted at him
You look so pretty when you cry, too
Even though we are not seeing each other yet
But those guys who you don't even know
Can you not let them hold your hands?
I haven't even held them myself
You held this game and got yourself hurt
How can you be so childish?
Childish?
Yes, childish
Very childish and totally immature
Idiot
Yes, I am an idiot
Moron
Only a moron can keep on trying to chase you for such a long time
You don't understand anything
You're right, I don't!
Sorry
I was the immature one
Being able to solve these tricky math questions does not help anything in life!
You want to bet?
I won't even know what "log" means ten years later
And it doesn't make my life any harder
Emmm...
You don't believe me
I do believe you
Then, why do you still work so hard?
You don't expect returns from everything you do
Do you want to know the answer?
If Ko Ching-Teng comes and confesses to me I will be very happy
Shen Chia-Yi
I like you very much
(Ok, let's be together)
How I envy them
Thank you for liking me
Well then, I am just going to keep on acting childish
Sure, why not!
(Happy Marriage, to the apple of my eye)
Hey, Yankees
Yeah!
A- Chian
Hey, Ko-Teng
Have you thought about writing our story?
Of course I did!
I just haven't come up a good name to start with
Hey, can you leave out the part which I was masturbating?
Sorry man... that has to be in the story
If you really are going to write it
Don't forget to let your readers know how handsome I am
By the way, can you put in some dating advertisements for me, too!
Come on, I thought you are going after Wan Wan?
Haha, doesn't really matter
This is the last image we shot before wrapping up shooting
The director conspired with the make-up artist to prank the cast
And painted Michelle Chen's face into...